If you don’t think I’m always watching from Marie’s blog you’ve hardly been paying attention I’VE FOOLED YOU ALL HAVEN’T I
Totally! It can be one of your late birthday presents.
Spectacular, huh? That’s good to hear.
Tell me about life thus far. Tell me eehhhverything.
God I wish we could. Although, I do know a shop in the city that sells little mini gold awards. I think we both deserve one.
We should totally get some. Totes.
So how’re you, Wendy dear?
Thanks for the tip.
What’re you talking about? I’m always smiling. Pfft, no one can ever save my ass. It’s a blessing and a curse. Convertible? Hmm, I might know someone with one of those.
It’s not really a tip if you already knew. Duh.
You know I meant happy. Oh, bitch please. I can totally save your ass. A thousand times over, too. Oh my God then you should totally get it and we can go riding sometime and it’ll be so great and scary and awesome yeah?
I deserve an award or something.
Well I deserve one for making the round ass trip here, but. We don’t all get Tonys.
Who needs guns or knives when you have fireworks?
Thank god for that reputation then. And I just got you back in one piece, I’m not letting you go driving alone. Kay? I’m pretty sure it is, but y’know, a miracle could happen.
I’m pretty sure fireworks are only good for getting girls, Charlie.
Well it’s nice to see you smile too, Crazy Cat. Happy and all. Jeez, you act like it’s impossible for me to save your ass. Well, I guess if it was a convertible, maybe death would be more enjoyable.
Well, y’know me, Kitten. I’m a tough guy.
Good, I’ve missed seeing you happy. I know, right? It’s been over a year, Jesus. You driving? Now this is something I have to see.
Yeah, I know. But even tough guys bring knives to a gunfight.
I have to be happy. I have a reputation as the Bubbles of The Powerpuff Girls. Yeah! Driving. I don’t know if I want you in the car, because I just got you back in one piece. I’m pretty sure it’s a fatal attempt, me driving.
Duh, I knew that. That’s cool though, I’m glad you’re here.
And how’re you?
…I’m glad you’re in one piece.
Exhausted. But happy. It’s been a good birthday, y’know? Sixteen. Kinda crazy, yeah? Well, for me, anyways. God, I can drive.
I uh- well, I uh- I didn’t exactly… go. What brings you back here, anyway?
Well… It’s um, it was my birthday, yesterday. And coming here was one of my presents. I wanted to see everyone.